My writing prompt was inspired by a holiday-themed Morning Inspiration: Writing Prompt No. 4, from Nortina’s blog, Lovely Curses.

“Woman, you spend entirely too much money shopping,” the man complained. “You’re a damn diva, you know that?”

“Just hand me that bag, will you, and my car keys,” said the woman. Her eyes darted about with impatience as she waited for him.

The man hesitated to hand them to her for a moment but sanity won out. “Now where are you goin’?”

The woman snatched the bulky shopping bag, adding it to a few others she was already holding, and the keys. “To the homeless shelter and happy holidays to you, too.”